Open House Debacles (and other hilarious stories)

It’s Not a Good Idea To:
…To ignore the dead parakeet in the cage (Unless you killed him – then play dumb and whistle a lot.)

…To decorate the serving plates with an unidentified shiny leaf from the hillside. (Unless you are serving Calamine dip and Benedryl punch.) See more: http://agentgenius.com/?p=11904